Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Your cock deserves a montage
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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