So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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