I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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