if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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