would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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