Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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