it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I have post one night stand depression
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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