Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
