you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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