ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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