I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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