Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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