think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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