So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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