8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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