You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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