So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
i've created a new STD.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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