Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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