it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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