I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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