I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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