So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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