thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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