and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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