Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
