let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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