also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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