He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
