Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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