Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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