I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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