Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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