if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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