At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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