Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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