paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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