Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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