please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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