forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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