Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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