called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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