You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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