I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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