it was like eating out sand paper
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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