So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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