i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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