I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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