So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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