i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Panties = found
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize