thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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