I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I want to make a zoo with you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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