So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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