i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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