Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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