no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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