The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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