you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think I just sharted jello shots
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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